Bums, Booties, and Ba-donk-a-donks! Ohhhh my — !

There are so many ways to say it and no matter which way you do, everyone knows that you are talking about those muscles that get googled on a day to day basis. My favourite infomercial is the Brazil Butt Lift. Shaping your butt has never looked more fun! It looks like a ballet class met a sexy latin lover. Mmmmm, delicious!

My favourite part of all is:  THE PENCIL TEST.

I can’t even make that up. “How do you do that?” You ask. Well, this is what Leandro Carvalho, the inventor of the Brazil Butt Lift says,

“Simply take a pencil and place it in the crease where your butt meets the top of the back of your thigh. If the pencil stays put or disappears, you need to lose fat and firm your butt, and that’s where Brazil Butt Lift can help.”

            Amazing! A booty-ful booty!

As much as I love to laugh at this infomercial, I want to try it. It’s true– I admit it. And one day I just might. But the bum bum is just so high on people’s vanity list these days that you gotta keep up with the Jones’. So, I called up Colon Cancer Canada today and their annual walk/run is on May 29th, 2011 in Toronto. My booty will be out on the streets that day to run for my mum’s good friend. As I mentioned in my last blog, she was diagnosed with colon cancer and became a cancer survivor this past year. And the best part of it?! Her ba-donk-a-donk was operated on May 29th, 2010 and we’re running on May 29th, 2011. Crazy, right?! It just makes the day that much more exciting! I can’t wait. A one year anniversary to celebrate the glory of butts!